Ryan: I’m going to school today!
Jonathan: I’m going to the moon today!
Ryan: Dad. No. [makes the word “Dad” two syllables as he shakes his head]
Jonathan: What? I’m going to the moon to get some cheese!
Dylan: You don’t have to go to the moon for cheese Dad. Just go to Wal-Mart.
Not even a courtesy giggle for poor ol’ Dad this morning.